Kiss Butt..?!
Question: There was a married couple that was in a terrible accident. The woman's face
was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his
skin.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a
very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and
relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.
She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty thanks enough every
time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"
Answers: There was a married couple that was in a terrible accident. The woman's face
was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his
skin.
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a
very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and
relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty.
She was alone with her husband one day, and she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you."
The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get plenty thanks enough every
time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!"
hahaha good joke thanks
lol hahaha ha ha
ROFLMAO!!! Loved it!! *star*
good one!
haha that's a good one...i love it
very funny :)
LOL!!!!
Good old mother-in-law joke! LMAO. lol.
he he he lol funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Funny! 10!
OMG!!! Excellent joke!!! xD
Brilliant!!!
Have a star! *
now that's funny star4u
Very funny hahahahaha.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent!
well kiss my------.lol
Another good one from the Joke Fairy 10/10
pmsl i like it
Lucky man!!!
would love this myself!!!
ROTFL!!!!
lol star Happy new Year.
Good enough for a star!
lol.
very funny lol
Lol Honey so he got his own back on his mother-in-law,here have a star.xxx
haha
funny every time (have heard it b4)
ROFLMAO! Very funny! Where the heck do you get these jokes from?
That is so freakin great! I just love it. My mother in law sucks. I wish I had something like that on her! LOL!!! LMAO. Thanks
"STAR"
LOL.I wonder if her face smells good?
Love Tiff XOXO
THATS AWESOME!!!!LOL
hahaha ecxellent joke !