Is this Funny or What.....?!
Question: A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a
> bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a
Genie.
>
> The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant
> you one wish, anything you want."
>
> The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
>
> Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
> make me piss tequila."
>
> The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a
> glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it.
>
> He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he
> smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is
> the best tequila he has ever tasted.
>
> The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
>
> She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass
> out of the cupboard and pisses into it.
>
> He tells her to drink, it is tequila.? Consuelo is reluctant but goes
> ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted.
>
> The two drink and party all night.
>
> The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
> get two glasses out of the cupboard.
>
> He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the
> tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
>
> Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his
> wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
> tequila."
>
> His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
>
> The Mexican begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife
> asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
>
> Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink
> from the bottle!!"
Answers: A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a
> bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a
Genie.
>
> The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant
> you one wish, anything you want."
>
> The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
>
> Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so
> make me piss tequila."
>
> The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a
> glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it.
>
> He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he
> smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, he takes a taste and it is
> the best tequila he has ever tasted.
>
> The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
>
> She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass
> out of the cupboard and pisses into it.
>
> He tells her to drink, it is tequila.? Consuelo is reluctant but goes
> ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted.
>
> The two drink and party all night.
>
> The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to
> get two glasses out of the cupboard.
>
> He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the
> tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
>
> Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his
> wife, "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
> tequila."
>
> His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
>
> The Mexican begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife
> asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
>
> Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink
> from the bottle!!"
eeww! lol!
ive never heard this one but i could see it coming
or what
Absolutely, positively, undeniably, YES!!! Heres a star
rotflmao >?<
I could pass that one on to a couple people, so that's funny!
lmfao very funny
happy new year