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Question: A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
Answers: A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"
"They're for my juggling act," the man says.
"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.
"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard."
I like the one about the knifes that was really cute good job
haha....it's good.
i dont get it
jeje :p
lol
haha nice
funny i love it!
I don't really get it... but I'll star you anyway.
Not that funny
lol - thanks for the joke
Funny yes! Question not!
very funny
lol*
neither of them are funny at all, the second one it a million years old, and the first one is just dumb
Oh!!!! I get it!!!! Thats funny. Yeah, I'll give you a star!
haha!
lol
LIked the first one, the second one ive heard like 50 times befoer... oh well, heres a star! :) **
Super Funny
very funny lmao
happy new year