Custody of the Child?!
Question: A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Answers: A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
LOL!!
Good one!!
LOL!!!
VERY nice one!!!
lol, that's one smart man!
Here's a star for you!
Happy New Years!
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omg LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
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haha
soo true!!!
lolz nice hahahahaha
Yes, very good!
LMAO! This is hysterical. I read the last sentence like 3 times and I finally got it. NICE!
Hilarious!! Wow, I think you will be a great comedian!!! Here, a star!!
lol
Yes! lol.
dont understand
Good one!!!
ROTFL!! :)
good good.
But the woman should say the thing about pepsi.
Good answer!I hope the judge likes Pepsi over Coke!
not bad
star
lol
hehehe, nice comparison hun, pmsl
star time
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Silly!
i really like this one.
haha funny...in a funny sort of way...sure many wont see it.....
very funny . deserve a star
hahahaha...mega funny
happy new year to you
starred
lol, that's funny. good one.
nice