Dog poetry?!


Question: Noggin-the-Nog


Meet our dog: Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.



He's blind as a bat, with eyes like fog;

Lies in the lane like a fallen log


With a brain Dad says had lost a cog

And a bark that's like a strangled frog.



Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.



He's chewed up the Argos catalogue,

Mum's slipper, my shoe, and Granfather's clog.

He waits for the postman, all agog,

Then sees him off at a jaunty jog.



Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.



Living with him is a thankless slog.

He's more grumpy than an old hedgehog

And smells like The Beast from Bodmin Bog;

Not the sort of dog that pet shops flog.




Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.


Answers: Noggin-the-Nog


Meet our dog: Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.



He's blind as a bat, with eyes like fog;

Lies in the lane like a fallen log


With a brain Dad says had lost a cog

And a bark that's like a strangled frog.



Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.



He's chewed up the Argos catalogue,

Mum's slipper, my shoe, and Granfather's clog.

He waits for the postman, all agog,

Then sees him off at a jaunty jog.



Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.



Living with him is a thankless slog.

He's more grumpy than an old hedgehog

And smells like The Beast from Bodmin Bog;

Not the sort of dog that pet shops flog.




Noggin-the-Nog, Noggin-the-Nog,

Probably the world's most ancient dog.

brilliant a good start to the new year

Very good! Made me smile. =) Star!

wtf okay...
that was pretty funny but not tooo muchh

That was very amusing.

Noggin-the-Nog is indeed America's oldest dog

In fact, he's listed in Christopher Columbus' ship log

When those famous 3 ships travelled the ocean blue

Well, so did Noggin-the-Nog in the year 1492.

That was a long time ago so you are right: he is ancient

He's had a long life and throughout very complacent

Yes, Noggin-the-Nog most likely is more ancient than others

But not the kind of dog you give as a present to mothers !!

poor dog!...what a name!

Lol love that.

woof but enjoyable.lol

i love funny and frisky's one!!! haha

haha.. good jokes,... tat's made me laugh~



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