Best yo mama joke?!


Question: What is the best yo mama joke you can think of!


Answers: What is the best yo mama joke you can think of!

yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night studying her blood test!

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

your mamma is so fat i had to take a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

...Yo momma so fat shes got smaller Mama's orbiting around her!
-corky ~???~

they all suck
becuase u cant say them to your siblings

Yo Mama so ugly when she was born .. your grandmother hollared holy **** its godzilla!

Yo mama so nasty...we asked her what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said crabs!!

yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale
it said to be continued

yo momma is so stupid that she brought a spoon the super
bowl

your mama is just like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter! lol

Yo mama so fat I slapped her but and rode the waves

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she thought she was watching ShRek!

ummm idk all yo mama jokes arre lame

yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out

and you mama is o ugly she enter and ugly contest and they said sorry no proffesionals aloud

Yo momma's so fat that the Soviet Union collapsed when she went to sleep.

Yo mama got so many rings around her belly she gotta screw on her underwear!

Your Mom is So Dumb She Took 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Your Mom Is So Dumb She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch.

yo mama's just like a hockey puck, she goes from playa to playa but never scores!!!

yo mommas so fat i said kool aid and she came crashing thru the wall

Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped everybody!!

yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot and now R2D2 has aids.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booga outta Washington.

yo momma so stupid she stopped infront of a stopsign for hours waiting for it to say go

Yo momma is so fat she has her own post code

your mamma so cheep shes like a scew ina hardware store 5 cants a screw

yo momma is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everyone

YO mama is so black if you put here in a bottle she would be Pepsi

Yo momma soo ugly, she looks like you!

you moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watch the couch.. ok its not the best but i heard it on that tv show called yo mama. yeah....... lol.

As a mama, how about this--
your mama was so smart, she had a retroactive abortion.

me. check yahoo answers profile picture.

Your mom's so tall, she did a back flip and drop kicked Jesus.



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