Jokes!!!!=) (make me laugh)?!


Question: tell me funny jokes that you know or what happend to you that is really funny.


Answers: tell me funny jokes that you know or what happend to you that is really funny.

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'"

i blew my nose and corn came out >?<

A blond was driving on a highway, when she say a redhead on the side of the road jupping and saying "53, 53, 53.....". The blond pulls over and askes her why she is doing that. The redhead replys, "Its fun!" So the blond gets out and does it. The blond says "Hey! This is fun!" So the redhead says, it is even more fun in the middle of the road! The blond goes over "53, 53, 53" *Honk Honk!* The blond is hit by a pickup truck. The redhead goes back to her side of the road "54, 54, 54..."

LOL!

What type of train carries bubble gum? A chew chew train.

What did the eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells.

What Animal do you not want to play a game with? A cheetah.

When do Astronauts eat? At launch time.



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