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Question: FARTED? you know, a real beauty, i once did a killer egg in a pringles tub, it was still fresh when it was opend a couple of min's later. and in a lift, but i spoiled that 'cos i couldent hide my mirth
Answers: FARTED? you know, a real beauty, i once did a killer egg in a pringles tub, it was still fresh when it was opend a couple of min's later. and in a lift, but i spoiled that 'cos i couldent hide my mirth
I knocked the door of my neighbours house to see if the old boy was ok, but there was no answer. I let myself in and the stench was so bad, I was scared that the worse had happened. In the bath was his trousers socks and shoes. He was sitting naked in the room and said,
"I went for a pint or two(10) and I needed a bit of a fart and followed through"
I asked him how he got home. "In a taxi-some of it went onto the back seat". If I could smell it from next door, I'd hate to think what that cab smelt like.
My son is 5 and I felt it was my duty as a responsible father to teach him pull my finger. Mother is not happy.
A good smell should always be appreciated and not locked up
oh my gosh.
my daughters dad and i were in walmart one night and he had really bad gas,, well he seen this lady that was sitting down in the pharmacy waiting for a presciption to be filled,, well he bent down with his butt facing her and went to tie his shoe.. well he farted right in her face and he turned around and said he was sorry.. well she told him that it was okay.. his reply was NO IT WASN'T I JUST S H I T IN UR FACE!! then she just looked at him in disapproval!! it was so embarrassing!!
In a magistrates court
Daren't laugh at the time even though it was obvious it was me
I was in the witness box!
I laughed myself silly later though
I never have. I don't fart.
On a plane. I'm telling you, there's no escaping :P It was great..
on my mates cigarette lighter when he went to light it------------------------ bang
OMG, Well I'm really anti farting but its nature every one does it, so, my story is I'd been with my b/f for about a year and he was tickling me n that and wen i laughed i accidentally trumped lol it was really Loud and distinctive lol ne way he creased up with laughter and couldn't stop laughing all night, how embarsing lol cringe, were still together tho i was embarrassed he just thought it was hilarious
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In a job interview sat down soooo nervous and just as I was about to answer a question, out it came so loud and it SMELT!! Nearly died of embarassment. They still offered me the job but I had to turn it down. I wasn't going to be known as the farter lol great question star for you x
in school assembly..during the national anthem....so disgraced