Funny answering machine recordings?!?!
Question: I need some funny things to put on my answering machine! Do you have any funny things I can record?
For example:
*ring ring ring* "hello?" (the person thinks someone really answered)
Answers: I need some funny things to put on my answering machine! Do you have any funny things I can record?
For example:
*ring ring ring* "hello?" (the person thinks someone really answered)
lol yah that was mine for a while.. till people complained a lot... try this *ring ring* " hello.... Hello?....is somebody there?" then tell them you where kidding and anything else you want to add..... so mean yet so funny....really confusses people
ring ring. For English, press one.
You could say hello...*pause 4 a moment*...then say oh hi nice to hear from you....then JK i'm not home right now leave ur message after the beep.
" Hey! This is _______! Ether I cant come to the phone right now, or i just dont wanna talk to you! Leave a message after the beep! BEEP! *end*
*ring ring ring*who is it? :-)
Huff! This is ___ I am not here and I am probaly not going to call you back, but if you fell like leaving a message i'll delete have at it!
"hello, im _____________'s refridgeator, her answering machine is broken. talk very slowing and i'll stick the message to me with one of these magnets" =]
"hi, im not picking up the phone right now because im hiding from someone, if i dont call back its you!"
Hello you have reached my phone leave a message and a numberrr, wait a minute, why am i telling you what to do, if you dont know then go back home.
( hello...................................... sorry i cant answer the phone right now.)
(.................... well you going to leave a message?............. beep.)
(Its a answering machine, you should know what to do by now. )
And if you answer the phone and its someone you don't want to talk to just go straight to-- "Hello...................sorry i cant answer the phone right now" but dont say hello. just start with "....sorry i cant answer the phone. "
*ring ring* hey this is audrey, my best friend nicki rocks my socks BEEEEP
hehe love yaaaaaaaa