What is the most sickest, f**ked up joke you ever heard?!


Question: ive got a few

whats the worst thing about being a paedophile?
you never fit in

Whats the best thing about shaggin 22 year olds?
theres 20 of em

A little boy and a paedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

i didnt think these up i found them on a website

The paedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."


Answers: ive got a few

whats the worst thing about being a paedophile?
you never fit in

Whats the best thing about shaggin 22 year olds?
theres 20 of em

A little boy and a paedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

i didnt think these up i found them on a website

The paedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."

what's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls ? ... You can't empty a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork. ( i found this one kinda sick )

I kno some about dead girls and stuff but I aint tellin'em here

I remember one

Jim calls his office in the morning and says to his boss, 'boss, I'm not coming in today, I'm sick.'
His boss says, 'exactly how sick are ya?'
Jim replies, 'well, I'm in bed with my sister.'

There is this little boy wandering around his house on thanksgiving waiting for his grandparents. He wanders in to the kitchen to see his mother cutting the turkey. She yells "F*ck" because she cut herself. The little boy asked what that word meant. His mother replied that it meant cutting the turkey. He wandered into his dads bathroom and he was shaving his face. his dad uttered "Sh#t" because he cut himself. The little boy asked what this meant and the father said it meant "Shaving Cream". He wanders into his brother's room while he is looking at porn on his computer. he says "Aww yeah boobs and di*k. The little boy asked what this meant and his brother replied that it meant "Coat and Hat". The little boy wanders into his sisters room while she is talking on the phone. She says "That asshole and bi*ch" The little boy asked what that meant and his sister replied "Grandma and Grandpa". The little boys grandparents finally arive through the front door and the little boy says "Hey asshole and ***** may i take your boobs and dick. Mommy is in the kitchen f**king the turkey and Daddy is in the bathroom smearing Sh*t all over his face.

Answer "take it" or "leave it" to the following questions:

$100 being given away? (take it)
Doggy no-no on the ground? (leave it)
Free coupon book? (take it)
Rare collectible for cheap? (take it)
Di** in your mouth? (most people quickly respond, "LEAVE IT!", when you should really be saying "take it- OUT!")



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