A married couple joke?!
Question: A couple were married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And I don't expect any trouble from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No that's fine with me. But just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
Answers: A couple were married and following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And I don't expect any trouble from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No that's fine with me. But just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
funny
funny
I like this. Good one.
Excellent.
It's ok, didn't really make me laugh.
i like it but its not that hilarious its too long
lol
ha ha haaaaaaaaa
pmsl...very funny
lol.
Hehe...funny.
Excellent.
Made me laugh!
lol that is a corker
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10