Blone joke!?!
Question: The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minute she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
Answers: The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out. During the last few minute she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."
LOL!!!! cool give me top answer please....
Love Jayk
blone joke!?
oh, that's ironic.
that was good it took me a minute to get it though
Lol!
Lol that's pretty good.
That's a really cute joke! Thanks
2 blondes are sitting on a park bench at night in sydney looking at the moon. One asks "which do you think is further away? Melbourne or the moon?" and the other one says "Well you can't see melbourne from here so it must be further away, I mean look at the moon it's right there!". Lol
OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... FUNNY
KEEP THEM COMING PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
funny!
lol, i get it, being a blonde i lvoe blonde jokes for some reason:)
happy new year:) Best wishes for 2008
ok. that was low!!
Haha, thats pretty funny.
AHAHAHAHA!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!
FREAKIN AWSOME!
CLASSIC BLONDE JOKE!! DAMN UR SMART!!
Special Kay just beat me to it. Have you checked your title! lol! Good joke, though, I liked it. :-D
lol. love blonde jokes.
Lol nice!
1)
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
2)
Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.
Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose... they've pulled their collars off while they were playing."
"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.
After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
3)
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
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I love a good blonde joke!
nice. i like that one.
Good one...
ha ha ah Ha haha
i dont get it, but i got 1
there was a blonde who went 2 the barber shop every day. she always wore headphones. the barber said ok u have 2 take ur headphaones off she said noi cant. he cut her hair. the 2nd day she went and the barber said ok you really have 2 take those headphones off. she said no they keep me alive. he cut her hair. the next day the barber said you have 2 take those eadphones off the blonde said no they keep me alive while he wuz cuttin her hair, he took the headphones off she dropped 2 the floor he listened to the headphones they said breathe in, breathe out
hahahahaha....lmao
happy new year
good one
Love it.
Really funny :)