Funny Or No? Triplets Joke?!
Question: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
personally, i think its funny:)
Answers: A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
personally, i think its funny:)
Excellent joke pmsflol
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hmmm...I don't think it's funny...
But hey, you have your own personality
yeah its funny.
It is funny. Not horribly so but still...also predictable a bit.
Yes. Very funny. Thanks.
no
yeah it was funny
Umph!! LOL..
how come??
hahaha!!!
Made me chuckle.
:)
haha. yeh that made me laugh.
haha lol
a little funny, on a scale from 1 to 10 probably a 3.
lol
yes. thats funny.
beastiary is illegal in most states....
(this statement broguth to by the question of "why was the dog there in the first place?"
oh wait, did he have something on between his legs the dog was licking off? cuz thatd definately be illegal)
WHOOHOO! NEXT LEVEL! i think 4?
Very funny....
busted up laughing, spit flying ,LOL
big star 4 u
wow. ok kinda funny
Really funny!
its funni