Do you guys know any good mama jokes?!
Question: I have 2 but I want better ones and ones that are funny! Oh and if you can put more than one! Ok so here my favorite one, Yo mama is so dumb that when she put a quarter in the parking meter, she asked, where my gumball? The other one ( not so funny) is this, you mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish! Ok good Luck!!!
Answers: I have 2 but I want better ones and ones that are funny! Oh and if you can put more than one! Ok so here my favorite one, Yo mama is so dumb that when she put a quarter in the parking meter, she asked, where my gumball? The other one ( not so funny) is this, you mama is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish! Ok good Luck!!!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
You mama so stupid she went into a school bus, and said Wheres the creamy filling?
Yo momma so fat that when she sat down God said stnad up let there be light
Yo momma is so dumb that she sits on the tv and watches the counch
Your mama is so poor that when a sales person walked in the door and stepped on her ciggerete, she yelled "Ey why'd you burn out my heat!"
you mamas just like the nerighborhood bus, fat dirty and only costs a buck to ride
your mamas like a door handle, everyone gets a turn
ur mama probly has a big harrie bush that stick up a snake thats is so uuuuuuuuuwwwweeeee_stands for uren................. what do u call a ***** from the belly ??.....mother nature..=)
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
I’s apologize for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.
yo mamas teeth are so yellow, every time she smiles, traffic slows down
Yo momma so hunch back, she wears scuba gear to wash the dishes...
Yo momma so bald she glues cotton balls on her head..
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a swim, the whales called greenpeace to get their ocean back..
Yo momma teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo momma so old, her social security # is 10...
LOL so old school..
its YO moma jks not mama jks
thats jst bein stupid on anotha lvl
but anywyz
yo moma so fat the equater b her belt
yo momas so fat wen she got hit by a bus she b sayyin 'hu thru that rok!'
umm i got loads but i jst aint bothered