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Question: Who's got the best insult? Who can make me cry? And try to be original, yo mama jokes are old, but if it's a good one, then go ahead. Best burn wins. No boundaries, no limits!!!


Answers: Who's got the best insult? Who can make me cry? And try to be original, yo mama jokes are old, but if it's a good one, then go ahead. Best burn wins. No boundaries, no limits!!!

You will die alone.

You're so fat when you jumped off a building you bounced back up.You're so ugly that when you went into a haunted house you came out with an application form.You're so ugly that when you went to the zoo,the monkeys called you "daddy".You're so old that when Mary gave birth to Jesus you were there to congratulate her.You're so old that there's no history class. Want more?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

-Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
-yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
-yo momma is so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl.
-yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a rebate.

i love momma jokes... they make me laugh. =D
Happy New Year

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!!!

Hahaha,I don't know how to do this really, coz I never actually called anyone anything so bad.
Here it goes,
You are a waste of space,lazy, ugly and so stupid.All you want to do is,sleep all day,eat like a pig,never worked in your life,get drunk and you're so stupid,you've got trophies to prove it.
Sorry, it looks so stupid.Can't do it,....haha

your so dumb it takes you 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

You stare at orange juice for hours cause it says concentrate.

you went to the family reunion to meet women

yer so fat i swerved in me car to avoid hitting you and i ran out of gas.

You entered an ugly contest but got disqualified because they didn't except professionals

your so ugly you'd have to strap a steak to yer leg to get a dog to hump it

birds fly upside down over you cause your not worth sh#@tting on

You're like a bottle of beer. You're full from bottom up to the neck and empty from neck to the top/head.

um... this isnt personal and these are old but

You so ugly that your mother got morning sickness AFTER you were born!!!
You so ugly that your mother said to your father "damn I should've just gave you head!!!

These aren't personal insults, I just thought they were funny.



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