The Italian job?!
Question: In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.
Monica Lewinsky walks in, squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.
When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts
scroll down wait for it
"Oi, you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!""
Answers: In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.
Monica Lewinsky walks in, squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.
When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts
scroll down wait for it
"Oi, you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!""
Despite being ill, tied and pretty annoyed at humanity this made me laugh. Kudos to you.
i dont get it
It was the scroll down bit that lost me
Good one lol
Lol ok I get it it's funny but not that funny. I like it though.
Fair, at best dear.
Well put have a star dude
Doors, yeah yeah yeah I get it
Classic!
15 years old now ,that joke!
lol.lol