Help; can someone tell me a redneck joke?!
Question: my friend always has one ,i need something new,i already know all of Jeff Foxworthy's
Answers: my friend always has one ,i need something new,i already know all of Jeff Foxworthy's
Try this website: http://www.ahajokes.com/redneck_jokes.ht...
or just google redneck jokes. You'll get a poop load of them.
If your greatest vacation of all time was to Wal-Mart, you might be a redneck.
(You do mean stuff like this, right?)
You might be a redneck if you can remember the names and birthdates of your 15 dogs, but you can't remember which of the15 children in your home are yours.
You might be a redneck if people are leaving trash in your front yard cause they think it's the city dump and...
your happy about it.
You might be a redneck if you've ever been in a shootout...
with your wife...
and got turned on. (Well I guess this true of Brad Pitt too)
You might be a redneck if you save your entire life to take your wife on a really nice romantic vacation to the indianapolis 500.
You might be a redneck if you look in your closet and none of your shirts have sleaves.
You might be a redneck if the last thing you do before you go to bed is spit your tobacco out, so you can put in a fresh chew.
You might be a redneck if your mother knows your her uncle is your grampa but she's not sure who your daddy is.
You might be a redneck if you had the best tattoo in your entire kindergarten class.
Watch the video below:
That keith buckley cracks me up. - He is in the band Evertime I Die
Pat Robertson. He's a joke, and don't let the suit fool you, he's a redneck!
You know you're a redneck if you introduce your wife, sister, and mother, and there's only one person.
two rednecks setting in a bar drinking. one ask the other, if i slept with your wife would that make us kin, the other said no, that would make us even.....lol
a redneck joke
Why can't redneck murders be solved?
All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records .... hope this helps and is what you are after ... I heard it on the radio in Tennessee.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF 4TH GRADE WAS THE BEST 7 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK, IF YOU THINK THAT NASCAR WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR SISTER IS YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR COUSINS.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOUR THE FATHER OF ALL YOUR SIBLINGS!