One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door.?!


Question: She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her ***** cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.

The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's ***** is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.


Answers: She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her ***** cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.

The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's ***** is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.

I own a B and B in Santa Fe New Mexico

We had this stray, long haired, black cat hanging around one summer.

I was talking to the guest and she remarked that the black cat must be hot with it's long hair. Then she said "I wonder if people shave their cat". I desperately wanted to say "No but they do shave their *******."

Could not do it

Purrrrrr fect....

I heard that joke before. Last year a friend emailed it to me.
Still cute joke.

Hahahaha...

dude get that cat to the vet

When I read the first couple of lines I thought you were talking about my ex wife.

a good joke

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Haha hope you love cats! Good Luck!

But cats love to attack people. watch out!

That sir, was an epic tale.

nice one

Funny, but it would be embarrassing.

funny stuff

me ow .lol

hahahahaha....very funny...purr...purr

lol



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