I Keep misplacing my baby. What should I do??!


Question: I was thinking about buying one of those key ring things where you can press a button on the receiver and the key ring will make a noise so you can find your keys. I want to duct tape it to my newborn baby so I can find him easier. I can never remember where I put him. Last time I found him, he was in the closet with the dirty clothes. I would try using the tether cord like the parents in the mall do, but I cant find one long enough to go throughout the house. Yelling at him does no good. He will not listen.

What tips can you give me for not misplacing my baby?


Answers: I was thinking about buying one of those key ring things where you can press a button on the receiver and the key ring will make a noise so you can find your keys. I want to duct tape it to my newborn baby so I can find him easier. I can never remember where I put him. Last time I found him, he was in the closet with the dirty clothes. I would try using the tether cord like the parents in the mall do, but I cant find one long enough to go throughout the house. Yelling at him does no good. He will not listen.

What tips can you give me for not misplacing my baby?

Just sell it on ebay. Then you get some cash, and a positive feedback rating! w00t!

ha.
You're not funny.

Baby gates!!!

get the clapper.....they are made for any object now...

pawn him off on his mother! you obviously have no clue!

give the kid back to his real father

are you the village idiot, or just stupid ???

Give him to social services, that way you won't have to worry about 'losing' him any more. Dude, it's your responsibility to not let it happen in the first place. Jeez.

Just like a man to forget where he leaves everything. How can we expect you to keep track of a baby?

i misplace lots of small things and i also wished i had a receiver but misplacing a living baby is not funny and acceptable and how can a newborn walk up a closet

Oh please new Born's can't walk.

A dingo took my baby!

Put hem an a rope

ur a retard!

get a life... you aren't funny



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