Virgin bubble wrap burster needs advice?!
Question: Look I have this big sheet of bubble wrap.
the kind with the big plastic bubbles!
Well I've never popped bubble wrap bubbles before so naturally I have a few questions.
1). Should I use protection?
2). is it okay to jump right in and start bursting bubbles or should I take the sheet of bubble wrap to dinner and maybe a movie first?
3). After I pop the first one should I wait and give the bubble wrap time to adjust of dive right in and go for the rest?
4). Lastly what do I do if the bubble wrap wants me to meet its parents (manufacture) after?
Answers: Look I have this big sheet of bubble wrap.
the kind with the big plastic bubbles!
Well I've never popped bubble wrap bubbles before so naturally I have a few questions.
1). Should I use protection?
2). is it okay to jump right in and start bursting bubbles or should I take the sheet of bubble wrap to dinner and maybe a movie first?
3). After I pop the first one should I wait and give the bubble wrap time to adjust of dive right in and go for the rest?
4). Lastly what do I do if the bubble wrap wants me to meet its parents (manufacture) after?
1. No protection--it dilutes the pure joy of the experience. 2. Jump right in or your opportunity may burst. 3. No, no adjustment time, doing it all at once is part of the thrill. 4. Your bubble wrap will *not* want to do anything afterwards; it will be feeling too flat.
Advice: if you don't want to share, do your popping in private. However if you are willing to share, group popping is great. One of the last great full-family fun times...all you dweebs get your minds out of the gutter, lol.
Funny. Star for you.
just burst the bubbles and throw it away when your done....that's what i always do!
1) dont worry they wont hurt you..
2) they shouldnt mind if you jump straight in..
3) just go for it!
4) SAY TELL IT TO F OFF AND CUT IT!
5) thanks for the laugh.
1. Use protection
2. Take the sheet of bubbles out.. and even then, you have to ease your way into that first pop. Be gentle.
3. After you pop the first one, give her a kiss, and a hug, tell the bubble wrap you love it, and slowly SLOWLY pull out of the bubble wrap.
4. Go ahead and meet her parents. Take a shower first.
1) No protection is needed for popping bubble wrap unless around hard objects where a bike helmet is needed.
2) You should get to know the bubble wrap first. Don't be inconsiderate to it. See a nice action flick and go get some Italian food.
3) Maybe pop a few at a time, ask it how it's doing, then give it time to adjust. When the bubble wrap is ready again, you may begin.
4) Oh, definitely say yes. As you know, bubble wrap is very sensitive. Any negative remarks may hurt both the bubble wrap's feelings and your relationship.
Always use protection...you never know who's hands fondled the bubbles prior to you getting it. Jump right in....go for it....don't hold back! Sometimes the intensity of continually popping the bubbles is amazing for you but too much for the wrap. Lastly, of course you should want to meet the "parents", It would be good to see what your little wrappers might look like should you wish to pursue a relationship!
Always be respectful of the bubble wrap!
lol
1). Should I use protection?
No need, the bubble wrap is sterile, no signs of infections and no chance of pregnancy.
2). is it okay to jump right in and start bursting bubbles or should I take the sheet of bubble wrap to dinner and maybe a movie first?
No need to wine and dine the thing, just burst bubbles. (To be honest, bubble wrap doesn't like a long night out, they like to get right down to the popping)
3). After I pop the first one should I wait and give the bubble wrap time to adjust of dive right in and go for the rest?
Dive in. In fact, here's the best possible plan to pop bubbles. Grab as much as you can in your two hands, and then just twist that bubble wrap in your hands. The rapid fire staccato rythem of them bubbles popping.... reminds of time in Iraq. No need to slap the wrap upside the head either and call it dirty names.
4). Lastly what do I do if the bubble wrap wants me to meet its parents (manufacture) after?
Just tell the warp that your washing your hair that day. They won't remember to ask again.
thst is soooooooo funny!
I am at a loss for words.