Maybe old, but do you like it?!
Question: A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very
well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore and put on shelf in the bathroom.
I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
Just Nails ~ This has to be labor of love...
Answers: A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very
well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore and put on shelf in the bathroom.
I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
Just Nails ~ This has to be labor of love...
i never heard this one....thanks for the laugh. i like it
star...!
It's one of those jokes that's funnier if told in person. It's kind of long and reading it is like me telling a joke to myself,... so although it was funny, I didn't laugh.
hahahah...I love this joke...I've heard it before!! Thanks for posting though! =D
hahahah thats hilarious!
I didn't laugh... but i smiled :)
star for you!! you , ddin; give that star girl on the top you lier!!! that is my star!!!
haha...
sometimes those kind of jokes are real..often happen in our place...it makes me smile recalling them
thanks for sharing
i liked it
WELL IT CAN PASS IN THE SHORT STORIES SECTION IF WE HAD ONE
ANYWAYS WAS A NICE ONE
That is so old and comes in so many forms! But Iliked it any way.
hahahaha good one
quite funny, like that,