My lawyer Joke of the Week?!
Question: Car Trouble...
A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow.
"I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer.
The Rabbi say's, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He leaves.
Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Rabbi is there.
He says, "Sir there is a pig in that barn; in my religion pigs are unclean, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a pig."
The Monk speaks up and says, "I have no problem with pigs I'll go sleep in the barn." He leaves.
Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Monk is there.
"Sir there is a cow in that barn; in my religion cows are sacred, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a cow.
The lawyer responds, "I'll go sleep in the barn, I've got no religion." He leaves.
Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the pig and the cow are standing there.
Answers: Car Trouble...
A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow.
"I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer.
The Rabbi say's, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He leaves.
Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Rabbi is there.
He says, "Sir there is a pig in that barn; in my religion pigs are unclean, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a pig."
The Monk speaks up and says, "I have no problem with pigs I'll go sleep in the barn." He leaves.
Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Monk is there.
"Sir there is a cow in that barn; in my religion cows are sacred, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a cow.
The lawyer responds, "I'll go sleep in the barn, I've got no religion." He leaves.
Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the pig and the cow are standing there.
You are incorrigible! :)
LOL!!!
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thats good. Your funny
thats damn funny.
I love it!!
cute, thanks, have a star.
hehehehee!
Good! LOL
i like this one even though i have read it a few times.
yep...that is a good one..
ahahahaha
lol nice joke have a star
LMAO funny!!! and cute!!
Funny.
How's this:
Two lawyers are stranded on a desert island. They only have a coconut tree. Every day one goes up the tree to get a coconut and look for passing ships. One day one of the lawyers spots a person floating in the water. He yells down to his friend, "I see a person in the water." And hustles down the tree.
The person washes up to shore, and it turns out to be a beautiful woman. Not a stitch of clothes. And she is alive. Unconscious, but alive.
The first lawyer says, "We've been here for months, without female company, and you think we should...you know."
The second lawyer says, "You know what? What do you mean?"
The first says, "You know....screw her."
The second says, "Screw her out of what?"
Rock on....Very funny...
Pretty funny! LOL!