World's Deadliest PC Viruses - funny or not?!
Question: THE ALGORE VIRUS:
Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.
THE CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
THE BOB DOLE VIRUS (as the VIAGRA VIRUS):
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
THE JESSE JACKSON TROJAN:
Generates a new file while claiming to clean the Clinton Virus, then hides for 18 months.
THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.
THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb.
THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.
THE ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Rejects the insertion of any disks.
THE PROZAC VIRUS:
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
and ...
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
Answers: THE ALGORE VIRUS:
Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting.
THE CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
THE BOB DOLE VIRUS (as the VIAGRA VIRUS):
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
THE LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
THE JESSE JACKSON TROJAN:
Generates a new file while claiming to clean the Clinton Virus, then hides for 18 months.
THE RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.
THE OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 300mb hard drive shrinks to 100mb, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200mb.
THE JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.
THE ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Rejects the insertion of any disks.
THE PROZAC VIRUS:
Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
and ...
THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
excellent
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funny...
Lol Honey here have a star,I see them nasties is working overtime again tonight.xxxx
Haha those were actually a bit funny. Thanks for posting.
Some viruses are there i don kno war they do
Dog which may bite.
Rat........
cat.......Cokroach......
hehehe, loved them hun, pmsl
star time
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Those were G-R-E-A-T! lol.
giggle giggle lol
HA !!
LOL!! :)
i got most of them lol
Those are good, RR!!! *star* for making me laugh.
very nice!!!!lolol
well.lol
On the button - keep rambling Rosie.
Lmao very good*****
Now I know what to tell my hubby when he says it is my fault the computer has gone wrong!!
Ha, ha, ha!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
most of those arent very good sorry...
scuks