You Peeked, Didn't You?!
Question: A young Bride-to-Be was preparing for her Wedding, and though Naive, she knew what her new Husband would just Love on their Wedding Night. So She asked her Mother to buy her a Long, Black, Sexy Negligee, and to fold it carefully so it wouldn't wrinkle, and place it in her suitcase.
The Mother forgot until the last minute. She dashed out to find one, but could only find a Short, Pink Nighty; so she bought it, rushed back, and threw it in the suitcase.
That night the Groom carried His Bride into Their Suite, and being Self-Conscious, He asked her to change in the Bathroom; and not to Peek until He got ready and into bed.
The Bride opened her Suitcase, and saw what her Mother had done!
"Oh, No!", She Cried. " It's Short, Pink, and Wrinkled!"
Her New Husband Screamed, "I Told You not To Look!"
Star if funny
Ty
Answers: A young Bride-to-Be was preparing for her Wedding, and though Naive, she knew what her new Husband would just Love on their Wedding Night. So She asked her Mother to buy her a Long, Black, Sexy Negligee, and to fold it carefully so it wouldn't wrinkle, and place it in her suitcase.
The Mother forgot until the last minute. She dashed out to find one, but could only find a Short, Pink Nighty; so she bought it, rushed back, and threw it in the suitcase.
That night the Groom carried His Bride into Their Suite, and being Self-Conscious, He asked her to change in the Bathroom; and not to Peek until He got ready and into bed.
The Bride opened her Suitcase, and saw what her Mother had done!
"Oh, No!", She Cried. " It's Short, Pink, and Wrinkled!"
Her New Husband Screamed, "I Told You not To Look!"
Star if funny
Ty
LLLOOOLLL!!!! that was the bezt joke i heard all day!!!! very good!!!! *
o dear, that sounds like a disease.
thats brilliant
yuck!!!! hehehehe
OMG! Thats soo funny! LOL
poor husband
lol made me laugh
that's hysterical
star 4 u
Funny enough, have a STAR bud
Yeah booooy.....that was great!
haha thats a good un
long, stupid, and boring.
too funny!!
Ooh!! LMAO!! Good one! *star*
HAHAHHAHAHA, oh my gosh! that's funny!
Funny! 10!
Good one.