Do you have a really stupid pun?!
Question: Stupidest one wins!
Answers: Stupidest one wins!
i have a small one... its a puny pun
Fire in convent - none hurt.
2 guys are buying icecream & one says to the other, "I licked that". So he says, "I just got this". So the other guy says, "That's why I work here".
To err is human, to pass air is also human.
When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
i went to the doctors office for a stomache ache and the bill was a little hard to swallow.
New contraceptive pill for men. They don't have to swallow it though, they put it in their shoe so it makes them limp.