How Men Think?!


Question: How Men Think


A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for month.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One
of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small, recognizable movement

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".


Answers: How Men Think


A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for month.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One
of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small, recognizable movement

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

OMG!!! That actually made me giggle out loud!! I was so shocked, didn't see that coming!!

That's a good one!

star for you. pretty funny.

Maybe she didnt choke... maybe he was so boring and awful, that she didnt want to wake up from her coma anymore... hahaa

HAHAHA!! thats great! star for you!

ha ha ha, that's funny!!

you actually made an emo laugh. u are amazing

Wow! At first I was confused at how she could've choked if her husband was eating her p*ssy and THEN I got it... Maybe I'm a little teeny tiny girl at heart <3

hahahahahahahaha nice one

lol

hahahaha

hahaha thats a good one!

rotlf, good one bro keep it coming!

awesome! here are some for you:

A young man wanted to purchase a Christmas gift for his girlfriend. After careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of white panties for herself.
During the wrapping of the items, the clerk inadvertently mixed up the packages. The clerk handed the young man the packaged panties and then handed the packaged gloves to the sister.
On Christmas day, his girlfriend opened the gift, along with the following note:

Dear Kathy,

This is a little gift to show my love for you on Christmas day. I chose these because I noticed that you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. Had it not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. They're a delicate shade, but not to worry because the female clerk showed me a pair that she'd been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had a young salesgirl try them on for me and she really looked smart.
I wish I was there to put them on for you for the first time since no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I get a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into them before putting them away since they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Also, be sure to keep them on when you clean them or otherwise they might shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them in the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on New Year's.
All my love,
Ryan
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.





A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: "You."




A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and
his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but
will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams to her brother "Don't eat it, it's an
asshole."



A guy gets pulled over at night by some dirty cops on his way back home from Vegas.
The cops claim he was drunk, although he wasn't.
He tells the cop, 'C'mon man, I’m not drunk. Ask me anything a sober person could answer.'
The cop says, fine, you look down the road and see 2 bright lights coming your way, what is it?
Easy, says the guy, it’s a car.
The cop asks, was is a BMW, a Mercedes, a Lexus?
Confused the guy shrugs and says he doesn’t know.
The cop takes him by the arm and says, you’re drunk, c’mon, you’re going to jail.
No no no no! the guy says, that’s not fair, ask me another question.
Fine, says the cop, since I’m in a good mood. You look down the road and see ONE bright light coming toward you, what is it?
It’s a motorcycle!
Yeah but what is it, is it a Ducati, a Triumph, or a Harley?
The dude starts getting angry, I don’t know man.
The cop starts pulling him toward the car.
Hold on hold on, I got one for you, says the guy to the cop.
You see a woman dressed in a tiny leather skirt, with way too much make up, smoking on the corner. Who is she?
The cop laughs, easy, a hooker.
To which the guy replies, yeah, but is it your wife, your mother, or your sister?





There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

He loved money more than just about anything.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.

He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him.

"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!?

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."






Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

hahaha

lol :)

WOW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!! I GOT A GUD LAUGH OFF OF THIS JOKE!!! U GET A STAR!!!

good treatement

wunnerful

Funny!! Like it! STAR FOR U

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u r fun-nay

THAT IS WRONG!!! LOL



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