Can anyone make me laugh, please?!
Question: 10 Points to the funniest joke.
Thanks!
Answers: 10 Points to the funniest joke.
Thanks!
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Go girl....laugh your head off!!!!
Q.Where did King Arthur had his boots?
A.From the kneels down...
Why is it that your feet smell, but your nose runs?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had your face
I'll be in the zoo
whats long and brings children
a school bus
To all the virgins in the world....thanks for nothing!
hear about the Indian elder who got a Guinness record for drinking the most consecutive cups of tea?/he died shortly after setting the record....
yup he drowned in his teapee
look at the mirror now!
***Warning may be inappropriate for those under 18***
Gross but here it goes...
Okay two gay guys want to have a baby, so they ask one of there lady friends if they could get her pregnant, she accepts. So they both masturbate into a cup, nine months later there baby is born. So they are at the hospital looking at all the newborn babies in the nursery, all the babies are crying except for one. So one of the gay guys says, "look our baby is not even crying at all", then a nurse says out loud "he's not crying now, just wait 'till we take the pacifier out of his a**"!
What's brown and sticky?
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My Beyonce poster.
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What's E.T short for?
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He's only got little legs.