Did you hear the one about a "Busload of Politicians"?!
Question: A busload of Politicians were driving down a country road. When all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but I didn’t believe them."
Answers: A busload of Politicians were driving down a country road. When all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but I didn’t believe them."
lol..now thats funny!
You can't believe a politician..dead or alive! A funny oxymoron is...a honest politician...it doesn't exist!!
Good one....I like it.
Very funny lol
That is just tooooo funny!! I love it! Who can believe a politician? Not me. They open their mouths just long enough to change feet.