Is this the funniest joke ever??!


Question: A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on
the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the pellets. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied, "is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor.
"He's a flute player in the local symphony....He's going to show you how to hold your fingers so you don't pee in your face."


Answers: A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on
the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the pellets. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied, "is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor.
"He's a flute player in the local symphony....He's going to show you how to hold your fingers so you don't pee in your face."

no.. this is?

what is the definition of cruelty?






a one armed man hanging off a cliff with an itchy butt.

no

another good reason for firearm safety at all times.

NO,BORED

kind of

Sorry but I don't think that is funny at all.

Hah thats pretty funny 8/10

no not at all

haha

Hi!

Sorry, but no - that is REALLY bad!!

Soz!

Very humorous, but I don't think it rates as the funniest joke ever.

Yeah, it kind of was. It was messed up. I have mental images now. But I'm still laughing.



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