The Old Man At The Doctors?!
Question: An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver"."Exactly."
Answers: An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling "I've never been better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver"."Exactly."
poor old man!!! lol
eager beaver .lol
LOL
thats funny as hell man
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Poor guy! xD
Have a star! *
lol x3
ha ha ha ha ha
Yeh I was that shooter
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Meanie Doc for crushing that poor old guys ego!!!
Meanie Babette for laughing about it!!!
LOL!!!
:)
awesome man awesome
another good laugh, thanks! *)(*
hahaha poor old man lol
Good jokes all around. Indeed.
Brilliant joke thanks
lol thts funny hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha 10/10. I'm writing theese down for when I'm at the pub later.
lol great
lol.
very funny.
what?
i liked it .it was funny
They don't get any better than this. Loved it! lol.
OMG! That is so funny!