Sex For Free?!
Question: Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left.
Bill came home about 6:00 pm and asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he gave me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me and said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.
Answers: Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said "You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 pm. After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then John left.
Bill came home about 6:00 pm and asked his wife, "Did John come by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."
Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he gave me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100 from me and said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back.
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Another brilliant one Mechelle!
lol very good!!!!
like his style.lol
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
i loved it
i didnt understand it :( ill read it again
hahaha.. oh, harsh
lmfao that was so funny i loved it thank for starting my day off with a laugh
This was GREAT !!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!
:) Thanx for my morning smile!!
Cute secular joke you get a star! Adultry doesn't pay...lolol
Excellent, must remember that one...just in case! lol
smart guy that john, so who do I borrow money from michelle?
hahahahahahahahahah! that is the best joke i have herd for ages goood one love! x
ROFL!!! ROFL!!! xD
Excellent!!! Here's a star! *
LOL
Nice one :)
: = ) Best one I've read tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs!. Very original!
thats a good joke .
Sexy joke. I hate it.
star4u
dude that is so dirty but funny
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha.... that's fuuuuuunny!!!
not a bad idea....thinking....thingking....thinkin...
hee hee
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great joke i had read it a little diferent in another way last time whit some other people that post the same joke.
Love it, Magic keep going.
haha
hehehe...price went down,last time I read this it was 500$...maybe if I wait a bit it will drop to 50$ hahahahaha
i like your joke. i like pssy. so its all very good to me
old one but whatever...
BTW- She could have said he never paid her there is no way he could have proved he had sex orrrr she could have screamed "rape" (which chicks often do, when they don't want what they want or when they do want something ;)))
Remember the old joke:- How to rape a hooker?
Don't pay her. ;))
ha ha smart john!!!! lol
Excellent joke. Great one.
not bad
LOL