Moses,Jesus And Some Old Man?!
Question: Moses, Jesus and a very old man were out golfing one fine day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and scooped his ball onto the green.
The very old man drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was snatched up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, the fish fell from the sky onto the green, the ball bounced out of the fishes mouth, and the ball rolled into the hole.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate golfing with your dad."
Answers: Moses, Jesus and a very old man were out golfing one fine day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and scooped his ball onto the green.
The very old man drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was snatched up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, the fish fell from the sky onto the green, the ball bounced out of the fishes mouth, and the ball rolled into the hole.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate golfing with your dad."
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jane
lol.. that ones funny...
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Nice! And more importantly, I haven't heard it before!
I've not heard this one! Very good. Wait till I tell my sister. She'll laugh even harder than I did!
wow
PMSL!!!!!!!! That was excellent!
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Very nice once again !
Funny joke thanks
That's why I don't golf. lol.
LOL!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! A lovely fresh joke! lmao
pmsl another cracker
Thats so funny.I wanna play!
good one
Haha, that was very funny
Have a star :)
hahahaha very good1