The Worst Age To Be?!
Question: "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Answers: "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Funny
cute...
that's clever :]
worst age is 87 beacouse my Granma is 87
Funny funny funny. So thats what I've got to look forward to...
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You lose your innocence
I heard that 1 b4. Its funny! ;)
i don't get it!
Hahaha and bluagh!
I've heard dat 1 before
ok no really Q but thx for the pts
LOL--that was great.
hahahhahahhahahhhahhahahhahahhahahha thats mad funnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol! haha! =)
Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, I'll try to forget that one.
By personal experience the 20s are the worst--get into your 30s--known how and can still do it.
As you get older you care less what other people think and gain so much more confidence.
My mum says life's great until late 70s when you can no longer climb ladders to paper the staircase.
Lol like it :-)
LOL, funny.
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cute...
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Funny
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that's clever :]
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worst age is 87 beacouse my Granma is 87
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Funny funny funny. So thats what I've got to look forward to...
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12, 13.
You lose your innocence
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I heard that 1 b4. Its funny! ;)
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i don't get it!
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Hahaha and bluagh!
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I've heard dat 1 before
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ok no really Q but thx for the pts
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LOL--that was great.
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hahahhahahhahahhhahhahahhahahhahahha thats mad funnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol! haha! =)
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Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, I'll try to forget that one.
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By personal experience the 20s are the worst--get into your 30s--known how and can still do it.
As you get older you care less what other people think and gain so much more confidence.
My mum says life's great until late 70s when you can no longer climb ladders to paper the staircase.
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Lol like it :-)
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