Cats Are Better Than Men?!
Question: A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a
party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
Answers: A CAT always hits the litterbox.
Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to
pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a
party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
some men also like licking the cream :P lmao
I'm not a big fan of cats myself, but they are better than men! lol
but a cat doesnt buy drinks
Well done ! Very nice !
Funny...I like the last one...never have truer words been said.
hahah, trure
You can put the cat to sleep and chop his nuts off without going to prison too!!!
The one about the spending time with the Kitty mother in-law was the winning vote for me!!!
LOL!!!
:)
funny
true...sooo true...i lyk cats better than men...
hahaha lol
of course, cats are way better than men.
lol
jane
That is why I have a cat and a boyfriend. If he annoys me the cats always there.
Cat-nip! Good one! lol.
Lmao very good.
LOL
Nice joke :)
Lol Honey how true,here have a star.xxx
hehe funny ...miew