What She Really Means?!


Question: I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of
PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new
furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going
to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used
to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!


Answers: I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of
PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new
furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going
to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used
to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!

Lol Honey I'm not yelling but you are,here have a star.xxx
Thanks for the laugh.xxx

Lol! Deffo Star!

Soooo ummm?Whats your question?LoL..I love it and yes its alllll true!

that pretty well sums it up

NICE ONE = and all soooooooo true lol

I have a few friends who'd swear that's all true, lol :-)

lol thats was good

lmao ... that's funny...

really gud...sooooo true!

lol.

lol
funny
jd

Very good indeed.

totally true!!!

Brilliant

lol! totally true for most women.

I always do that

All of those have been used against...................ME! lol.

hahahahaha

lol some more good ones

This one's excellent! xD


Hey, are you listening to me? xD

We know it true, but I'll still deny it all. LOL lmao

:)
Very funny

hahaha very good and funny and true!!!



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