What He Really Means?!
Question: I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you
going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress
and let's go!
Answers: I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you
Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you
going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress
and let's go!
Thats totally true
lol...funny...i lykd it!
very good!
That sounds about right :-)
ha ha, very clever!!
nice dress
lol. my boyfriends in trouble!
lol
You forgot one.
Who's your friend? = Wow, she's hot. How about a threesome?
wow that was funny.
they only want to get in bed with you,have no respect for your feelings and ,,preferences,,,,WHAT DOES HE REALLY MEAN,,,,,,HE"S A LOSER ,,,SELF CENTERED ,,,,NOT A CARING INDIVIDUAL YOU WANT TO SHARE YOUR TIME WITH, give him twenty years to grow up and out of immaturity
Very good thanks brilliant
lol, very funny.
a good one!
john
They say "sex" like it's a bad thing! Good one! lol.
LMAO
you women know us men well lol
yep!yep!yep! and he still says its all in my mind!! LOL!!! A STAR FOR YOU X
LOL
that is funny
Lol Honey sounds very true,here have a star.xxx
hehe funny again