Another one to make you laugh!?!
Question: A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: Don't Miss The Amazing Italian !
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants,
whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town,
found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read: Don't Miss The Amazing Italian !
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
Answers: A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: Don't Miss The Amazing Italian !
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants,
whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town,
found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read: Don't Miss The Amazing Italian !
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.
The crowd went wild!Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
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hahahaha..nice
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LOL!!
not bad!
haha...I don't get it...
I dont get it
too long for me to read. but i'll give you an E for effort.
Cheezy..
Hahahahahahahahahaha
haha!
lol
Great joke!
Is he married????
huh
good one!
That's really funny! Pleez post more! <Choose me as best answer and give me like a thousand thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEEZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!...
Very amusing. I liked it.
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good one
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lol.