More riddles...Can u guess them?!
Question: 1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
Answers: 1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
1. watch closely , I will just do it once
2. impossible , He is already dead .
3. Once only , after that it is no more 25
4. Lunch and Dinner
5. Dam
6. Stop imagining
7. Mount Everest of course .
8. The coffin
9. All 12 months have
10. One , only me
11. The Chicken ( in your question )
12. White ( polar bear )
13.breath, is everything to some one and just air (nothing) to others
or Dream or imagination, or someone's soul , not sure
4. lunch and supper
13. something to someone
1) IDK
2)Not possible, if he has a widow he's dead
3)once
4)lunch and dinner? idk
5)dam
6) punch them in the face and then call them "mary"
7)it was still the highest mountain, just hadn't been discovered yet
8)toilet brushes
9)all of them do
10)7
11) who cares
12)not possible
13) tv dinners
now give us the answers
most of these arent even riddles...
1.
2. no, he's dead
3. 5
4. lunch and dinner
5. dam!!
6.
7.
8.
9. 12
10. 1
11.the chicken
12.
13.
1. Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2.
3. Once
4. lunch and dinner
5.
6. imagine surviving
7. Mount Everest (and K2 is still the second highest)
8.
9. all of them
10. 1
11. the daddy chicken
12. white - only place with all walls facing south is the north pole
13.
1.???
2. If it is your widow you wouldbe dead so it doesn't make sence
3. Once???
4.dinner and lunch
5. Ouch
6. By Breathing
7. Mount Everest
8. ???
9. All of the months have 28 days
10. one
11. The egg
12. White?
13. Love?
uh to much reading
head hurts aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
head hurts
head hurts
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1. Hara Kiri
2. Well he can't - as he's already dead. 'Widow' ..
3. As many times as you like/want
4. Lunch and dinner
5. -
6. Pray
7. Mt Everest
8. -
9. All 12
10. 1- I
11. In this sentence, the chicken
12. White - Polar
13. -
2. no, he's dead
3. 4
4. lunch and supper
5. dam
6. stop imagining
7.Mount Everest
8. coffin
9. all of them
10. one
12. white
1. idk
2. he would be dead
3. once
4. lunch and dinner
5. oww?
6. stop imagining
7. mt everest, they just didnt know it yet
8. a coffin
9. all of them
10. you?
11. i say the chicken evolved from somethin, but i could be wrong
12. white, they are on the north pole
13. idk
1. "Goodbye?" Wait, can you even be a Kamikaze instructor? Once you do it once, you're dead.
2. No, because he's dead.
3. As many times as you want to do it.
4. lunch, dinner
5. Fish don't run.
6. Stop imagining.
7. Mt. Everest
8. ?
9. 12
10. Just one
11. The egg-- animals that evolved before chickens (e.g., dinosaurs) laid eggs
12. A house can't have all walls facing South
13. Imagination?
1. Nothing, because he's dead.
2. no, because he's dead
3. As many times as you want
4. Lunch and dinner
5 Nothing, fish don;t run
6. Stop Imagining
7. Mount Everest
8. A coffin
9. all of them, 12
10. One, just the man.
11. The chicken
12. Their is no house, all sides cannot face south.
13. Imagination
1.Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once. He dies...
2.Hes dead
3.You can do it 5 times before you reach zero
Then you can do it as many times as you like if you're not worried about negative numbers.
You can subtract 5 from 25 as often as you like - you'll always wind up with the answer 20
4.lunch and dinner
5.Dam=answer to the joke version. (But they can't speak or run)
6.Stop imagining
7.Everest. Just because it wasn't discovered, doesn't mean it wasn't the highest.
8.A coffin
9.12
10.1
11.The egg?
12.There isn't house? black,brown or white?
13.Anything/imagination?
2. Its impossible because he's dead
3. As many times as you want
5. fish don't talk
11.the chicken
12. brown or black