Why did the chiken cross the road?!
Question: they say it waz to get to the other side but we know better
why did it REALY cross the road???
Answers: they say it waz to get to the other side but we know better
why did it REALY cross the road???
Well, the chicken crossed the road because Colonel Sanders was getting too close. But do you know why the turkey crossed the road? (It was the chicken's day off.)
Now, if you want to know why the chicken crossed the playground.........it was to get to the other slide.
Hey, don't get me started.......and there are still elephants and...
cuz he wanted the goods
Cause there was a KFC on his side...
to get the other "c"
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, PROBABLY TO GET AWAY FROM QUESTIONS LIKE THIS, AND WAS HOPING FOR THAT RUN AWAY BUS TO COME ALONG AT THAT EXACT MOMENT IN TIME TO RUN HIM OVER.
chickens have no brain and
they can run around in circles without having a reason for it
to get to the other side. How did the toad get across the road? he tied himself to the chicken.