Perfect - funny or not?!
Question: A preacher was really hitting his stride one Sunday, delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation.
Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood.
Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher roared, "Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"
One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet.
"So, Brother Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"
Quietly the man replied, "No, Reverend, I'm just standing for my wife's first husband...."
Answers: A preacher was really hitting his stride one Sunday, delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation.
Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats, but no one stood.
Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher roared, "Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"
One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman, rose nervously to his feet.
"So, Brother Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"
Quietly the man replied, "No, Reverend, I'm just standing for my wife's first husband...."
haha funny.......for those who got it ..........lol
the woman was always on the moan to hubbie No 2 about my 1st hubbie was like this,my 1st hubbie was like that,my 1st hubbie was such and cuch,he would never do that......for all you lot that did not get it.....oh why do I bother....
sorry -not
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i don't think i need the joke explained..i take it the wife made him stand up?
lol that is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!! im about to fall out of my seaty laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
It's so funny I forgot to laugh.
I'm sorry but I don't get it.
No
NOT REALLY!
hahahaha..now that was perfect.
No i dont really find it funny or get it.
i don't get it
not really funny
I DONT' GET IT.
Eh, not really.
i think it's sweet but none of the above
a little
Awwww thats sad I guess. He obviously still loves his wife.
I still don't get it.
nope
um, no...maybe try www.thejokeyard.com for som funnier jokes, or searh on yahoo and google....sorry though
no sorry
not funny.
at all.
that is great just great lol lol lol lol lol
Err. LOL? Don't think so. Sorry, try again. Don't give up
yea thats funny, unless my wife comes in then,
it's how could you say such a thing!
Why YES Ramblin Rose, it was VERY funny, as are all your jokes. I've been reading them all here in the office and telling them to my co-workers and we've all had a great time-thanks!
NOT FUNNY FOR ME.SORRY
Well not really.
O__O
I don't get it?
Not funny! 7/10. Sorry!
The only thing funny about the joke is that, its so much like Christian denominations outside the Catholic Church. They dumb down theology for their congregation.
If you want to find funny dumbed down theology go to Jack Chick's website. The website is www.chick.com.
you are funny!