Understanding women - funny or not?!
Question: A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."
The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
Answers: A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."
The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."
The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."
The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
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I liked it, a lot thanks for the laugh
an old one, but funny....
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You're on a role tonight, wanna be the top contributor, hey? hehe
yes nice one liked it loads
Haha, nice one...
very funny lol
great joke
hahahaha star, excellent!
LMAO. Have a star.
ha ha ha , that's good!!!
heard it!
Great.
HA!!!
LOL
:)
Heard it before but still made me laugh!
funny thanks
hehehe men will never understand us, pmsl
star time
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hahaha
Hang on for the ride, we men getting slapped around again! But you gotta love it! lol.
ha haha
star
lol
rofl good one
Hahahahaaa...."two lanes or four?" - he'd end up having to ask for directions anyway! ;)
very good
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!
Easy option not always the best though!!
LOL!! *
never heared that one hehe