Understanding women - funny or not?!


Question: A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"

The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."

The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"


Answers: A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle with a genie. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish"

The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie was taken aback. "I can't do that; think about the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement and steel and concrete that would be needed. I'm sorry, you will have to choose another wish."

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "I would like to be able to understand women."

The genie stared at him for a while, and said. "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

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I liked it, a lot thanks for the laugh

an old one, but funny....

:o)

You're on a role tonight, wanna be the top contributor, hey? hehe

yes nice one liked it loads

Haha, nice one...

very funny lol

great joke

hahahaha star, excellent!

LMAO. Have a star.

ha ha ha , that's good!!!

heard it!

Great.

HA!!!

LOL

:)

Heard it before but still made me laugh!

funny thanks

hehehe men will never understand us, pmsl

star time

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hahaha

Hang on for the ride, we men getting slapped around again! But you gotta love it! lol.

ha haha
star

lol

rofl good one

Hahahahaaa...."two lanes or four?" - he'd end up having to ask for directions anyway! ;)

very good

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

Easy option not always the best though!!

LOL!! *

never heared that one hehe



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