How Are you Me Duckies?On A plane bound for New York,the flight attendant approa!
Question: class and asks her to move to economy since she doesn't have a first-class ticket.The blonde replies,"I'm blonde,I'm beautiful,I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."The flight attendant asks the co-pilot to speak with her but again the blonde replies,"I'm blonde,I'm beautiful,I'm going to New York and I'm not moving".The co-pilot asks the captain what should he do.The captain says,"I'm married to a blonde.I know how to handle this."He goes to and whispers in her ear and immediatly she jumps up and runs to the economy section."What did you say to her?"asks the flight attendant.The captain replies,"I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York".
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A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead.She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at her husband.
"Shut up!You're next!"
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Did You hear about the blonde that thought Doris Day was a national Holiday?
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Pls enjoy and have a nice day!!
Answers: class and asks her to move to economy since she doesn't have a first-class ticket.The blonde replies,"I'm blonde,I'm beautiful,I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."The flight attendant asks the co-pilot to speak with her but again the blonde replies,"I'm blonde,I'm beautiful,I'm going to New York and I'm not moving".The co-pilot asks the captain what should he do.The captain says,"I'm married to a blonde.I know how to handle this."He goes to and whispers in her ear and immediatly she jumps up and runs to the economy section."What did you say to her?"asks the flight attendant.The captain replies,"I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York".
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A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead.She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.The husband begs her not to shoot herself.The blonde shouts at her husband.
"Shut up!You're next!"
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Did You hear about the blonde that thought Doris Day was a national Holiday?
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Pls enjoy and have a nice day!!
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brilliant as usual hun
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Briliant! Loved The Second One.
*Grins Rather Largely*
lol thank you hehe goood jokes i had only heard one of them before :) you have a nice day too :)
Ha Ha...being a blonde myself i get a wee bit confused...like me and my friend walked into this building....damn we should have used the door !!
LMAO Wonderfulstar. Thanks
Oh, the second one is brilliant!!! xD
Really made me LOL! xD
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cant stop laughing nd its alredy been like 2 mins since i read it..
dude tht was funny!!!!! lol wow thts so funny lol
loved the second n third xxx lol xxx
thanks for making my day! Have a good sunday!
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