A soldier was on leave during world war 2?!
Question: He was walking through the streets of London when he sees a big poster on the road side with a picture of a man carrying a steel girder on his shoulder. The advert said, "Guiness is good for you". So he walks in to the nearest pub and said to the barman.
"Hey! , that Guiness, is it true that it makes you strong, and that you can lift heavy beams?"
The barman replies, "Of course it is".
The soldier said "Okay I will try a pint".
He enjoyed it that much that he decided to have another.
He left the pub and was walking down the street when the air raid sirens started wailing.
He was suddenly desperate to go on the toilet, so he headed down to the underground lavatories.
A german bomb landed and exploded within yards of the underground toilets.
The rescuers found him still sitting on the bog with his trousers round his ankles.
"Blimey" said the soldier, "That Guiness really does work. I only had 2 pints, pulled the toilet chain and fetched the whole bloody building down.
Answers: He was walking through the streets of London when he sees a big poster on the road side with a picture of a man carrying a steel girder on his shoulder. The advert said, "Guiness is good for you". So he walks in to the nearest pub and said to the barman.
"Hey! , that Guiness, is it true that it makes you strong, and that you can lift heavy beams?"
The barman replies, "Of course it is".
The soldier said "Okay I will try a pint".
He enjoyed it that much that he decided to have another.
He left the pub and was walking down the street when the air raid sirens started wailing.
He was suddenly desperate to go on the toilet, so he headed down to the underground lavatories.
A german bomb landed and exploded within yards of the underground toilets.
The rescuers found him still sitting on the bog with his trousers round his ankles.
"Blimey" said the soldier, "That Guiness really does work. I only had 2 pints, pulled the toilet chain and fetched the whole bloody building down.
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haha 5/10
i dont get it
nice one i havnt heard that one before
thats was funny
nice one
good 1
I was that soldier nice one mate
why would he have pulled the chain if he was still on the bog with his trousers down??
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