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Question: A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also gets it on with my wife occasionally."
"The half wit…..that's the guy I want to talk to," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
Answers: A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also gets it on with my wife occasionally."
"The half wit…..that's the guy I want to talk to," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
a man goes fishing, and he wears old torn up clothes so his suit doesnt get dirty. he gets his fish, puts them in newspaper in the back of his bentley. he crosses the bridge and a cop pulls him over for speeding. cop says "your not dressed verywell, and u smell like rotten fish. but ur driving an expensive car, if u tell me what u do ill let you go" so the man say "i'm a rectum streacher." seeing the puzzled look on the officer's face the man proceeds "ya. u start with 2 fingers, then 4 then ur whole hand and pull until the rectum is 6 feet long" the cops wonders "well wat the hell do u do with a 6 foot asshole?" "easy!" the man answers "you put him at the end of a bridge with a radar gun"