Holiday Tragedy?!
Question: A husband walks into Victoria's Secrets to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife as a 'Special' after Christmas Gift. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Friday.
Closed coffin.
Happy New Year.
Answers: A husband walks into Victoria's Secrets to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife as a 'Special' after Christmas Gift. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Friday.
Closed coffin.
Happy New Year.
You keep me roflol:):) with a huge smile each time=D
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lol
that was too funny... reminds me of a joke about a man that missed his anniversary and that she was so mad that he said the he would make it up to her. So she said that she wanted something in the drive way the next morning that could go 0 to 200 in under 10 seconds. So the next morning when she walked out the door sure enough there was a box out in the drive way. When she opened it up it was a weight scale.
hahahahhahha
kinda good :)
I hope she saved the receipt!
Ha,ha. Good one.
Maybe a case of the naked truth?
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omggg haha
wayy funny! lol
u need a star! lol
lol ohhh thats bogus
That is too funny. Thanks for the laugh!
lol very funny.