Two Bags..?!


Question: Humphrey comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Humphrey. The guard says, "Well, we'll see about that. Get off
the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Humphrey overnight and has the sand
analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The
guard releases Humphrey, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's
shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Humphrey. The guard does his
thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He
gives the sand backs to Humphrey, and watches him cross the border on his
bicycle. This sequence of events repeated everyday for three years. Finally,
Humphrey doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. It's driving
me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what
are you smuggling?" Humphrey sips his beer and says, "bicycles."


Answers: Humphrey comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large
bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Humphrey. The guard says, "Well, we'll see about that. Get off
the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and
finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Humphrey overnight and has the sand
analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The
guard releases Humphrey, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's
shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Humphrey. The guard does his
thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He
gives the sand backs to Humphrey, and watches him cross the border on his
bicycle. This sequence of events repeated everyday for three years. Finally,
Humphrey doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. It's driving
me crazy. It's all I think about... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what
are you smuggling?" Humphrey sips his beer and says, "bicycles."

Very good joke. lol

Ho ho ho

~ Clever guy ~ Thumbs up

now that was a good one thanks had a good laugh

Funny - I think the original one was the farmer who was smuggling wheelbarrows.

Gave me a grin though - cheers.

Hilariously funny lol

WOW!!

what a smart guy!!

funny!!

I love the obvious !!!

LOL!!

:)

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

good god. that was a good laugh. thnx

That's hilarious! He's brilliant. Hahaha.......

Good one....

Excellent!

Ha ha ha!!! Excellent!!! xD

Here's a star! *

hahaha a++++ brill xx

hahahaha
funny 1

pmsl.

a star from me!

wheelie good .lol

haha.

that was a really good one- made me laugh 10/10 *

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

clever boy

aurevoir

Awesome! lol.

LUV IT......you're the best joke fairy i know

LOL
nice joke

huh huh
duh
nehoo
i heard it, but there were suitcases in brand new black ferraris
the suitcases had secret compartments with marmalade in them
he was smuggling brand new black ferraris

Lol Honey I loved it pls smuggle me over to the Scottish border will you?xxx
I believe Scotland is beautiful.
Here have a star.xxxx
I'm here in the South East.xxxx

Super. Thanks. Have a star.

a good un. a star



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