Giving Sad News To A Troop?!


Question: The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private
Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So
the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops.
"Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP.
Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to
the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report
to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his
office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died.
Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I
just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him
and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for
his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a
mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"


Answers: The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private
Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So
the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops.
"Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP.
Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to
the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report
to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his
office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died.
Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I
just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him
and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for
his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a
mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"

Brilliant!!

I loved that one!!

LOL!! 10/10 + for you!!

hahahaha! very good. :)

good one.

lol very good fantastic joke 10/10 you can have a star!!!

mwahahahahahahaha, v good mechelle xx

lol glad i wernt in the army

PMSL! what a g*t

hahaha what a sensitive sarge lol

hehehe,that poor guy, pmsl

star time

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Some people never learn.....

LOL!!

:)

That's about the way it's done. Good one! lol.

HA! HA!

Lol Honey what a Sarge,here have a star.xxxx

LOL

Ha ha ha.!!!
Blooming tactless Sarge, lol.!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!



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