Is God Male Or Female?!
Question: Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both
male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God
is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
Answers: Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both
male and female."
This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God
is both gay and straight."
At this Little Johnny's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly
asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"
hehehe, you can always count on little johnny, pmsl
star time
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HA!!!
Very amusing
Old
DUDE,I POSTED THAT JOKE
3 YEARS AGO !
GOD! THE TOAST IN MY CRIPPLED COW
EARS IS NOT THE JELLY THE ANACONDA
ASKED TO THEM BEACH BALL BURRITOS!
hahahaha...
good one
lol fantastic 10/10 ive starred this question!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!! oooooow!
haha oh i love the Little Johhny jokes
good one
ignore the guy who sqaid it was old
thanx
Oooh!!
That caused me and my daughter to both take a sharp intake of breathe!!!
LOL!!
10/10 Star for you!! *
hahaha
heard it before i dont like people playing with religous thinhgs
hahaha
good'en
EDIT: ThunderM........a dude called mechelle????????......whatever you having,have less as the side effects are obvious........I posted this........and so what,is it your joke,did you made it,or want a share of the profits,you such an idiot,clearly,as always,never mind how many times a joke has done the rounds.there are always some who never heard it before,and some who like to read it again,did I say you are such an idiot....
Ouch! Good one! lol.
that was VERY funny!!
You've had a great day!!!
Kept me rolling all day long!!!
Thanx.... :)
hahahaha star 4 you.its still funny!
HA! HA! HA! LOL! NICE ONE!
Never heard it before good!!
Lol Honey Little Johnny knows which way the winds blowing,here have a star and thanks for that laugh,me I'm off to bed,and pls have a star.xxxx
hehehe! I totally get it!
HeHe
LOL!
Good joke
a good un. a star. some more pl.