Tax Audit...?!
Question: A jewish man was extremely worried when he was notified that his accounts were to be audited. He consulted his Accountant who told him to wear his best suit and bow and scrape during the interview. He then asked his lawyer who told him to wear the cheapest thing he had and plead poverty.
Confused the man sought guidance from the Rabii. He told the Rabii of the conflicting advice he had got and aske the Rabii for some sage counsel.
After a brief pause the Rabii said " A young girl I married last month came to me with a similar problem. She wanted to know what to wear on her wedding night. Her Mother told her to cover up in a long night dress and her best friend told her to wear her sexiest lingerie.
"And what did you tell her?" said the man.
The Rabii looked the man in the eye and said,
"It doesn't matter what you wear, you're going to get scr*w*d anyway."
Answers: A jewish man was extremely worried when he was notified that his accounts were to be audited. He consulted his Accountant who told him to wear his best suit and bow and scrape during the interview. He then asked his lawyer who told him to wear the cheapest thing he had and plead poverty.
Confused the man sought guidance from the Rabii. He told the Rabii of the conflicting advice he had got and aske the Rabii for some sage counsel.
After a brief pause the Rabii said " A young girl I married last month came to me with a similar problem. She wanted to know what to wear on her wedding night. Her Mother told her to cover up in a long night dress and her best friend told her to wear her sexiest lingerie.
"And what did you tell her?" said the man.
The Rabii looked the man in the eye and said,
"It doesn't matter what you wear, you're going to get scr*w*d anyway."
hi quizard, once again i loved youre joke, printing them off well done
hahaha very funny
10/10
A Rabbi was visited by the taxman. the taxman asks about the finances of the synagogue, the rabbi says , sir we are very careful with our money here, after mass we collect all the wax from the burnt candles and we send it to the candle factory and sometimes they send us free candles, the same with all the bread crumbs , we send them to a factory and sometimes they send us some free matzoh, and its just same after circumcisions , how so says the taxman, the rabbi replies well we send the foreskins to the tax office and once in a while they send a little prick like you
hehehe funny
Lol Honey that Rabi knew what he was talking about,here have a star.xxxx
LOL
lmao another classic.
yeh taxmen have a reputation for doing that to you lol