Best "your momma" joke you can think of?!


Question: P.S. Not to your real momma!lol! :)
Yo momma drink so much lemonade her teeth are yellow
Yo momma so fat the world is her belt
Yo momma is so fat that when we she swam by Louisiana she made the hurricane ( I made that one up)
Yo momma so fat she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
Yo momma so fat on her license you can see only 1 99th of her face
Yo momma so hairy she is like a dog
Yo momma so poor she can't pay attention
Yo momma so fat she can be in 35 states all in the same
That is all!


Answers: P.S. Not to your real momma!lol! :)
Yo momma drink so much lemonade her teeth are yellow
Yo momma so fat the world is her belt
Yo momma is so fat that when we she swam by Louisiana she made the hurricane ( I made that one up)
Yo momma so fat she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
Yo momma so fat on her license you can see only 1 99th of her face
Yo momma so hairy she is like a dog
Yo momma so poor she can't pay attention
Yo momma so fat she can be in 35 states all in the same
That is all!

Yo' momma so fat, when she rolls over in bed, she moves into a different time zone.

A classic in my book!

Yo mama's such a b***h, PMS cheers her up!

Yo' momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

your momma is so poor her welfare check bounces

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, greanpeace tried to drag her bag into the sea.

Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a waterbed, they just put a blanket across lake michigan.

Yo momma's so fat, everytime she turns around, its her birthday.

Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, i missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo momma's so lonely, her imaginary friend dumped her.

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